My sock drawer is more fun than your sock drawer. #LaundryDay #socks

My sock drawer is more fun than your sock drawer. #LaundryDay #socks

Oh Grindr, you never disappoint.

Oh Grindr, you never disappoint.

I <3 my bestie

Me: I wanna have Rob Lowe’s babies

Bestie: I’m trying to imagine you having a baby.

Me: Do you suppose I would make the same horrible sounds you did?

Bestie: No. Your sounds would be girlier. You’d scream like a little bitch.

After the week I&#8217;ve had, I was in desperate need of a skinny frap and a long ride. #weekend #sbux #bikes

After the week I’ve had, I was in desperate need of a skinny frap and a long ride. #weekend #sbux #bikes

It&#8217;s primary day! Go vote!

It’s primary day! Go vote!

Second ride of the day featured a new travel companion! #bikes #summer #fun

Second ride of the day featured a new travel companion! #bikes #summer #fun

Tags: fun summer bikes

Nope. Do not like. #overit

Nope. Do not like. #overit

Tags: overit

Today&#8217;s haul of cherry tomatoes and lettuce! #victorygarden #organic #summer #yum

Today’s haul of cherry tomatoes and lettuce! #victorygarden #organic #summer #yum

Papa/Daughter night includes an extra special milestone tonight! #WizardOfOz #StillInKansas

Papa/Daughter night includes an extra special milestone tonight! #WizardOfOz #StillInKansas